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Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:38 am**

I smoke and would kill that slut whore bag in a match of wits.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:50 am**

Are you talking about Tycho or Paris Hilton?

Either way, I'd DOMINATE.

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:05 pm**

QOTD for 6/14/07 goes to our very own vynsane!

Relish in the quotiness!

vynsane wrote:
anarky wrote:Seriously, hardcore TF fans scare the shit out of me.
not to mention that they're called "trans fans" - and that the slogan is "more than meets the eye". yeah, i'll bet. how many of their "girlfriends" have adam's apples?

Posted: **Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:07 pm**

anarky's quote from the other site

KH wrote: Get a sling box

anarky wrote:Some folks call it a kaiser box. Kidhuman calls it a sling box. Hmmph.

Posted: **Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:43 pm**

Thankyou, thankyou.

Today's QOTD is courtesy of our very own underaged vynsaniac, in response to a spammer posting some stupid shit in the Hasbro Star Wars Transformers forum elsewhere:

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Man, these Transformers just keep getting more and more bizarre.

Simple, yet effective. Brava, JabbaJohnL. Brava.

Posted: **Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:25 pm**

Damn, I posted that like five minutes ago and it's already a classic.

Posted: **Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:22 pm**

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Damn, I posted that like five minutes ago and it's already a classic.

Instant classic bitch

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:37 pm**

So we were having a discussion at the breakfast table and it was slowly was turning into an argument. My dad started spouting off some statistic to back up his argument, and I chimed in with a completely ridiculous statistic and my sister shut my dad up with

My Sister wrote:79% of all statistics are made up on the spot!

The irony being that she had made that statistic up on the spot. I started cracking up.

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:46 pm**

you've never heard that before? it's an oldie but goodie.

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:38 pm**

Would mtriv73's putting BCJ's sig line in the Order 1-66 thread count as a QOTD?

Posted: **Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:37 pm**

This is DQ's entry in the Order 1-66 thread:

53. Mourn the passing of Chris Benoit

Yes, let's all mourn the death of a juicehead psycho who killed his wife and kid.

Posted: **Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:56 pm**

Not to take up for him, at the time it was posted, facts werent out, so .......

Posted: **Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:56 pm**

When wondering if someone deserves to be mourned or not you must first ask yourself these three simple questions.

1. Is this person involved in monster trucks?
2. Is this person involved in professional wrestling?
3. Is this person involved in NASCAR?

If the answer to any of these question is YES then they are not deserving of your sympathy. Since Mr. Benoit falls under question 2, he doesn't deserve a tear. The factors are irrelevant.

His son might deserve a little mourning. His wife slightly less, since she in fact willfully married a professional wrestler.

Posted: **Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:33 am**

Snake Eyes wrote:

Nuff said.

Posted: **Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:34 am**

Eternal Padawan wrote:When wondering if someone deserves to be mourned or not you must first ask yourself these three simple questions.

1. Is this person involved in monster trucks?
2. Is this person involved in professional wrestling?
3. Is this person involved in NASCAR?

If the answer to any of these question is YES then they are not deserving of your sympathy. Since Mr. Benoit falls under question 2, he doesn't deserve a tear. The factors are irrelevant.

His son might deserve a little mourning. His wife slightly less, since she in fact willfully married a professional wrestler.

Not only did she marry him, but met him during the time she spent managing other wrestlers

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