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This gem comes from Vyn's other site, other site, it came from Vyn's other site:
Nastuxa wrote:Hello, Im Steve and Im looking for some money for beer.
Please send your donation support by paypal on molowin@gmail.com
Thank you in advance.
Two for the price of one! This gem was posted on the Myspace page of the Saginaw Spirit (Colbert fans know who they are):
THANKS FOR THE ADD OMGOODNESS!! spirit rocks they do their best UGH they are so awsome i wish i could play hockey because i luv hockey!!! mah dad tells me that i'm stupid for liking it but i tell him THEN UR STUPID FOR TELLING UR CHILD THAT THEIR STUPID FOR DOING WHAT THEY LUV!!and he hasn't talked to me since :( but i luv hockey it's mah dream i know i am a girl but JEEZ it's awsome,i feel like i'm flying and that i am really really free when i play it!!
Granted, its from a 15-year-old girl, but it scares me that the above is from America's future.
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You guys are a lot more Snigtadian than you'd care to admit, non?
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Back to our regularly scheduled QOTD.
kidhuman wrote:
Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:
(Any and all autofellatio comments can be kept to yourselves.)

No they cant.

I bet you wish you had one like that so you can choose.
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mabs wrote:When Bernie fuckin Mac is maybe my fave part of a film, I KNOW I've been had
Bravo my good man.
Bravo.
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Another good one from our very own Vyn.
Beats wrote:Though I will say that Onslaught Reborn hasn't been that horrible.
Vyn wrote:that's the weirdest statement i've ever heard. it's like saying "well, drinking pee isn't THAT disgusting..."
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Upon receiving my PM informing him that Guitar Hero Encore: 80s Edition (same game engine, new songs) will have a $50 price tag, Cappy said:
Cappy wrote:You've got to be fucking shitting me, right?! Guess what I will NOT be buying Tuesday? That kinda pisses me off. To put it in SW terms, they're taking advantage of us because they know we'll buy repaints.
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From a hockey message board I go visit:
If A-holes were airplanes this site would have it's own international airport.
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I nominate Cappy's quote from the other site regarding Ann Coulter being buried six feet under.


Let's make it twelve to make sure her giant penis stays covered.
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Double_G wrote:I nominate Cappy's quote from the other site regarding Ann Coulter being buried six feet under.


Let's make it twelve to make sure her giant penis stays covered.
Christ, I forgot all about that. I expected a warning about that a week or so ago. :lol:
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God bless you, RII!
My turd farted.
You had me going for a while with that. Congrats!
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RII, stating what we've all wondered before (what it sounds like when Foghorn Leghorn fucks a velociraptor):
Rogue II wrote:"I say...I say...roar! Listen to me when I'm talkin' to you, boy!"
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Today's gay quote of the day comes from the other site.
I like that one Quack! It was perfectly catchy. Maybe I'll download the MP3 to add it to my soundtrack for my novel I'm writing?

Me and the other Grand Wizards rocked out to that one.
I think you'll be able to guess who wrote it.
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i don't know, i'm pretty impressed by JT's response to tycho's "thoughts" on the new transformers cartoon:
JediTricks wrote:Just stop, stop talking. Stop. You've cut down the last 6 TF cartoons and THIS is what you're into??? You're not a Transformers fan, you're just a lunatic.
f'in a!
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One of the funniest things I ever saw was a PM to Tycho from JT.
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kidhuman wrote:One of the funniest things I ever saw was a PM to Tycho from JT.
Do share the story.
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