Diabolical has never watched The Blues Brothers...

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You still haven't watched it?

Here's some REAL shit.
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Okay, that last post was funny. I had forgotten about that, and giggled when I saw it.

I didn't want to start a new "Hey Diabolical" thread, nor did I want to co-opt one by The Grins, so here's some food for thought for you:

I know only two people who hate Mystery Men and Speed Racer with a passion.

The first is you.

The second is my brother.

Ponder that for about five minutes, and I imagine you'll be off to the store to buy them both on blu-ray.
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Mystery Men 1 was okay. The whole Ben Stiller murder/suicide kinda overshadows it now.
MM2 with the Flaming Carrot was the best movie of 2008, though. Anybody who hates on THAT movie is a king sized douche.

And that goes triple for Speed Racer Trilogy. "How many gears?!?" heh heh. I love that scene.
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is this for real?

you've never seen blues brothers?

i think i should give you some shit, so here's the worst.

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fucking michael golden! running over my sister, you fucking cunt with a face!!!
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Seen it yet, Diabolical?

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I think I'm going to start throwing out random Breaking Bad spoilers in random threads.
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Actually, I don't think I've ever seen Blues Brothers all the way through. I know certain sequences but I don't know if I've just seen those as clips on movie tribute shows or if if I've just walked off during the movie when it's been on TV.
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No worries. The movie isn't NEARLY as good as Dick makes it out to be. It's like an early 80's Fast and Furious.
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It has explosions & Princess Leia as well.
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And Ray Charles. Fuck any movie that doesn't have Ray Charles.
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Slicker wrote:No worries. The movie isn't NEARLY as good as Dick makes it out to be. It's like an early 80's Fast and Furious.
The Fuck?? Apparently YOU haven't seen it either. It's a musical with a bunch of kickass cameos and performances by Cab Calloway and Aretha Franklin and others.
Which just happens to have a couple car chases in it. One of which is inside a mall. Which kicks ass.
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