the vynsane asylum

Wouldn't a Vynsane: The Movie be awesome?

Only if it's stop-motion animation and stars Johnny Depp as Kidhuman.

We could have Katie Couric as Newsbot, Bob Hoskins as Mario, John Leguizamo as Luigi, Adam West as Batman, Alex Trebek as Himself, Rosie O' Donnell as Negative Boy and George Michael as Snigtad.

Don Cheadle as Sambo.
Dan Ackroyd as JJReason.
Paul Reubens as anarky.
Ray Park as Zero.
Russell Crowe as Rollo Tomassi.
Jason Statham as vynsane.
Kris Kristofferson as Dr. Doom.

I've actually been told I look like Jim Carrey, Keith Urban, or the guy from Weezer.

Frankly, I don't see it.

Although I'm not entirely sure of the resemblance, I would be honored to have Mr Reubens portray me. If he's not already playing JJL, that is.

And I read that Jack Black was trying to get the role of jjreason.

No, they would re-cast Newsbot as a Mecha-Geraldo Rivera since he would demand less money than Katie Couric.

If Johnny Depp plays Kidhuman, they would have to cut out the multiple Jack Sparrows. For the sake of the collectors, this may be a bad move. Fans of Vynsane.com: The Movie would most likely want to army build Jack Sparrow figures (which would obviously just be re-carded peg warming Pirates of the Caribean figures).

Rollo Tomassi wrote:Jason Statham as vynsane.

NICE! oil fight, bitches!

I do not hate Mario and Luigi because they are Italian.

I hate them because they are plumbers.

Is there any profession more deceitful, filthy, or dishonorable?

You wanna make this vysane the movie, but who will write it?

I'm not in the WGA and, frankly, have little interest in it. Does that count?

Writing scabs. ( I mean Scabs as in non-union workers who cross the picket line to work replacement jobs of union workers, not the gross other kind of scab like you get when you pick the sores on your cock too much).