An untapped boobie source

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:54 pm

Thanks, Batman.

I've seen 2 of these ads now. I think the other had a redhead, but I didn't grab it before I clicked on another link.

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:55 pm

wow! chesty!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:59 pm

I wood totalie mastery shop her. WITH MY PENAS!!!

Ooooh, burrrrrrrn, I got u good Rouge 11!!!!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:01 pm

Found the red-head

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:03 pm

Why is that redheads are soooo fucking hot?

I just don't know. It's something about 'em that makes me wanna make babies into a tube sock.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:54 am

But it seems that redheads - natural ones anyways - are either super hot or hella nasty. They are usually "holy carp, I must marry you now" or "damn bitch, I wouldn't fuck you if you were a flounder with a wig & lipstick"

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:45 am

So honestly, if they could keep track of exactly where people click on those adds..... where abouts d'ya think they click most of the time? I'll bet I can think of two good spots.....

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:11 am

I had a fun time at Target today. A very red fun time.

First, there were some nice seasonal employees (no pics, sorry).

Then I was walking through the electronics aisle, and saw this CD cover. Very nice. I have no fucking clue what the band is--probably some shitty emo band not worthy of such an album cover--but I had to do a double take and pretend to be looking at the new U2 hits album.

Would've been nice had the girl's face been more visible, but what can I say? I'm a sucker for red.

Then I saw this in the magazine aisle:

Trust me on this. The little thumbnail does not do it justice. Go to the store and look upon this at full size. I know Kat MacPhee is one of the corniest American Idols of all time, and I know she's incapable of not smiling like she's retarded. I don't care. I'm not normally a panties guy, but shit, damn, fuck me with a chainsaw that's some hot shit. I've seen some really lovely stuff in Target, but for the first time ever, I was worried that I was going to visibly pop one in the crowded store. I pretended to look for some nonexistent magazine for a few minutes so I could gaze on it.

It's funny: American Idol is supposed to be all family-friendly, but that girl is the biggest fucking idiot ever if she doesn't realize that, right now, at least three million guys are masturbating to that cover.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:38 pm

U are a fagget anarky i all readey fucked both those chix.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:01 pm

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:U are a fagget anarky i all readey fucked both those chix.

Man, i didn't want to be the one to tell you this, but when you went in that closet and "fucked" those two girls...that was your family playing a practical joke on you. See, your daddy wanted a Thanksgiving Turkey and a Christmas Ham, but he didn't want to kill the ones you already had, so he tied them up in the closet. Then he and your grandpa/uncle Rodger and your other mildly retarded brother Wayne, took turns fucking you six ways from sunday so you would be disoriented and blind and super aroused from all the ass plundering. then shoved you in the closet and told you hot women were waiting. Then you fucked the pig, and the chicken and got them pregnant. So you are actually going to be eating your own halfbreed children for the holidays, you inept fuck.

Cheers!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:17 pm

SHUT UP FAG I ONLEY EVER DID A PIG 1 TIEM THAT WAS ON A DARE @ A PARTEY!!!!

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Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:25 pm

Dude, that isn't nice to call your sister that. What if she comes here and reads it?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:34 pm

Please, guys, take it outside. This thread is intended to be about the many breasteses found in unexpected locations. It shouldn't be ab--

Oh, wait. I didn't realize that you were arguing with Shittad Florncumguzzler. Carry on.

Alex Trebek · Post by **Alex Trebek** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:09 pm

The answer is: A big boob.

The correct response is "What is Snigtad Flornbi?"

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:46 pm

anarky wrote:

Just so that next time you're at the store you can find it again, Chux. This is from Hinder's newest album. I saw it yesterday and I think I may have whipped my weiner out and touched it in Target.