Quote of the day

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Another one from Tycho in the same thread:

It just so happens that when I'm out and about - like yesterday when I was getting my haircut, that I become attracted to "hot women."

By "hot women" do you mean "men?"

And later, this one by JimJamBonds was funny:

Maybe the old pickle tickle would brighten her day.

[kidhuman]

You cant discount LTBasker with this gem:

I wouldn't mind a girl with just issues, because so far all I've found are ones with lifetime subscriptions.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I've been saying a similar quote in "real life" for a while so to me it was just a knockoff.

[Diabolical]

By "hot women" do you mean "men?"

When Tycho said:

I always like girls with "issues"

I figured the "issue" was a penis.

[Antropov]

Did that thread get closed? I haven't been online since Sunday morning and now I can't access it.

[kidhuman]

I didnt shut it down, but JT did for being out of control.

[Antropov]

I didnt shut it down, but JT did for being out of control.

I figured as much. I can't say that I'll miss it, I just wish I'd got to read the rest of it.

*EDIT* I just noticed this gem from Anarky:

Mrs Anarky does not understand that guys have a biological need for porno. So I muted it.

Way to stick it to the man, Chux!

[Double_G]

Today's quote comes from vyn himself after looking at this pic of the new batcave on the other site.



Vyn wrote:

why does the batcave look like a Target that's gone out of business?

[anarky]

Oy vey.

I'm not very big on PDA at all. I don't assume anyone wants to watch me make out with a girl either.

It also puts on a display of a weakness for the kind of temptation I'm subject to. Believe me, I'd still feel vulnerable if you were all watching me get it on with Jessica Alba. I'd rather it be wondered about me "if I'm hard as a rock" and nothing distracts or tempts me from my intended course of action.

That quote is so wrong in so many ways.

[Double_G]

Not as creepy as Tycho admitting he watches Lifetime.

Does Friends With Benefits work? This movie is about 3 school age girls and 3 school age boys (can't remember high school or college) who make a pact to give it to each other whenever they want it. The system seems to be working until one of the girls falls in love with a boy outside of the circle.

Check your local listings for when this is on LIF in your area tonight. This film seems like it could be a very interesting piece.

I do expect there might be some moralistic preaching going on in the story's resolution, but I want to see if that evolves, and for logical reasons, or typical LIF channel "emotional pandering."

Anyway, I even set my cell phone's alarm to remind me to watch this one.

[anarky]

To our very own Mr Roboto (you know who you are), brava. I say, brava:

I want to be a retooled Dutch Vander with ball joint shoulders. I must do it.

[anarky]

Roboto's on a roll!

It is similar to what they did with Vanilla Ice. They built him up and crammed him down our throats. When they realized the general public knew he was a phoney and didn't like him, they threw him under the bus.

[vynsane]

by one JediTricks on the subject of maps:

Her answer would have made a lot more sense if she had been up for Ms. Teen Pregnancy.

[Diabolical]

This one is a headline on msn.com:

Jack Hanna, flamingo stuck in airport turnstile

Not sure why, but I found it hilarious.

[anarky]

Quote of the day, nay, the year!!