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Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:40 am
by kidhuman
the poster formerly known as cappy wrote:Slick was hittin' the Malibu last night:
Slicker wrote:Are you gay? For real? You're the only person I know of that TRIES soooooo hard to make it seem like he's boning females that it seems like you're trying too hard to be a false-straight guy.
You're a great guy, Josh. Seriously, but either you pull in more pu**y than ANYBODY or you LOVE the c**k. I'm just sayin...
I provided the first part only for context, as its the second little bit that had me absolutely DYING!
I posted the same thing elsewheres.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:53 am
by Antropov
Now that its posted for posterity elsewhere, you can get rid of the public version if you'd like.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:39 am
by Slicker
The guy loves the cock and a drunken forumite called him on it. What the fuck ever. He's probably got a pair of nuts on his chin right now...
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:42 am
by Slicker
In case you didn't know, that last post was a highly drunken one as well.
If you're wonderin' why it's got good grammar it's because I'm OCD like no other and it took about 20 minutes to post each of these to get 'em right...
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:14 pm
by UKWildcat
Where was that originally posted? Don't tell me at the other site? or is there no original? Either way,
EDIT: Nevermind, I found it.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:33 pm
by Sleazer
Where was the original ? And Slick how do you post so cleanly while drunk ?
When I get blitzed I find that I can't type very well...
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:39 pm
by UKWildcat
Sleazer wrote:Where was the original ? And Slick how do you post so cleanly while drunk ?
When I get blitzed I find that I can't type very well...
The original can be found at the other site in the CB - Avatar Disc.
I can usually type/post relatively good while drunk although I try not to; probably end up saying some stupid shit that would get me banned, or something that I would regret the next day. If my post occurs after 3:00am Eastern Time, it is probably a drunken post.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:31 pm
by Slicker
Sleazer wrote:Where was the original ? And Slick how do you post so cleanly while drunk ?
When I get blitzed I find that I can't type very well...
Like I said, it probably took me about 20 minutes of typing half of it then seeing a misspelling and since I was drunk that meant that I had to delete everything instead of just that word.
UKWildcat wrote:
I can usually type/post relatively good while drunk although I try not to; probably end up saying some stupid shit that would get me banned, or something that I would regret the next day. If my post occurs after 3:00am Eastern Time, it is probably a drunken post.
I probably should've been banned for a bit with a personal attack like that. Meh!
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:25 pm
by anarky
BumCake wrote:No fucking shit Clive Owen is a dreamboat. My God. If that man were to show up at my doorstep and ask for anal sex, I would do it. I am not lying.
If Clive Owen showed up at my door and didn't even say anything, I would still offer anal sex to him. Hell, I would even give him the priviledge of giving me the enema before he destroys my anus with his pink torpedo. He'll fit me like a flesh tuxedo.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:54 pm
by jjreason
Nothing like a classy gal talkin' 'bout taking it all in the shitter, is there?
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:04 pm
by Antropov
Take it away, Sleaze:
Don't get too close Yuke...I might try to fuck you outta desperation.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:16 pm
by vynsane
Rogue II wrote:He's lucky it wasn't driving a convertable, otherwise he may have been teabaged by a flying deer.
just try not to laugh when this image enters your head. and a deer's balls enter your mouth.
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:44 pm
by UKWildcat
UKWildcat wrote:If my post occurs after 3:00am Eastern Time, it is probably a drunken post.
Just noticed I joined this place at 3:14 am... you can probably see where I am going with this...
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:55 am
by kidhuman
Maybe it was Lobot wearing a stormtrooper mask off the back of a box of "C-3PO's" cereal.
That had me peeing and I am still laughing
Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:11 am
by Antropov
