I dreamed about jjreason last night

[Diabolical]

holy fuck, 'dildofish' - awesome...

Sounds like a Daily Scribble...

[anarky]

No one here was involved, but last night I dreamed I was in Amish country with a friend and his wife. She was riding a horse. I pointed out two Amish men in a field as we drove by; they were tilling the cornfields with unicycles. They came out too far and they had a low-speed crash. She flew forward, and, somehow, the horse fell right behind me (I was about 15 feet behind her at the time of the crash) and splattered. I ran up to tell her not to look at the horse, and, for some reason (I'd never do this in real life) grabbed her boobs while comforting her.

A few nights earlier, I had a dream that another friend was at Comic-Con. It was the first time I'd seen him in years. I discovered he was very, very mean, but in stupid ways. Like he would poop in the Coke machines so people would grab his turds instead of sodas. Or he would find teenaged girls on their cell phones with their moms and follow them, crying like a baby and saying, "I want my mommy!" Oh, and he made a point to buy a copy of Detective Comics #27 at the Con (he apparently was hella rich, but it was just in one of the normal longboxes the vendors have... only marked at $250,000), announce to everyone he had it, then rip it into pieces just to piss everyone off.

[Seven]

I ran up to tell her not to look at the horse, and, for some reason (I'd never do this in real life) grabbed her boobs while comforting her.

Uhhh, remember when you came up to my hotel room and "comforted" me??

How soon we forget!

[anarky]

Yeah, but you're not my friend's wife. I said nothing about not grabbing the boobs of Borg-assimilated lesbians.

[Ran]

My wife woke up this morning and asked me if I still loved her. When I asked her why, she said she had a dream that I left her. Apparently, the reason I left her is because I found a girl that had better boobs and gave good blow jobs. Being the caring husband that I am, I asked her if that means I'm going to get more blow jobs. She said no.

[Diabolical]

My wife woke up this morning and asked me if I still loved her. When I asked her why, she said she had a dream that I left her. Apparently, the reason I left her is because I found a girl that had better boobs and gave good blow jobs. Being the caring husband that I am, I asked her if that means I'm going to get more blow jobs. She said no.

So does that mean she's getting implants?

[Ran]

Good question. Since she's finally giving up on having another kid, she'll probably make me get fixed first.

She brought this dream up again this afternoon. She asked if I wanted to know what this chick I was running away looked like. In the back of my mind, I heard a fish-headed alien yell, "ITS A TRAP!", so I said no.

[jjreason]

Good call. Just assume she looks like Sienna Miller and rub one out about the blow jobs the next time an opportunity presents itself.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Not that anyone reads these, but I wanted to "document" these . . .

Last night, I saw the episode of South Park with Scuzzlebutt, the monster that has Patrick Duffy for a leg. I knew he was on one of those shows back in the day, but I couldn't remember what it was (Step By Step, but I was sort of thinking Full House). Anyway, I had a dream in which my sister and I were at some sort of reunion for the show (just us and the nondescript actors, as I didn't remember what show it was), but everyone was sad since Patrick had died, as he did at the end of the show.

Today I had a migraine and took a nap, and had more dreams, oddly. A lot of them, now that I think about it . . . One involved me, my friend, and my roommate going to see The Dark Knight, then me getting pissed off at the management since they showed us a shortened version without most of the movie (Rachel and Harvey weren't in it at all, for instance). The lady called a higher-up and I had to talk to him about it. Another one involved my family and my uncle and cousin in a car doing something or other, and it happened similarly to a scene in a book I'm reading. I think that one led to one of me walking around a smallish store with a buttload of Napoleon Dynamite shirts and merchandise (I rewatched the first few minutes of the most recent Family Guy, when Quagmire was dressed as Napoleon). They had a bunch of pajamas that looked like mine, and I looked down and saw that I was wearing them, even though in real life I was wearing my "street" clothes. Weird.

Usually a lot of my dreams involve weird little details from that day, but these had a lot of them.

[Zaphod]

i had a dream last night where fiona apple was there and it was like the video to criminal, where she is so fucking hot you could cook eggs by cracking them in the next room over, and she keeps taking off her clothes, but she wears too much clothes underneath, and finally i said, "stop and let me do it." and i pulled off all her bras and fucked her silly. this made me a little horny so i woke up it was around three in the morning and i started fingering my girl and next thing you know she's up top. she was griping a little this morning when she woke up and was tired before going to work and i said "you were okay with it last night when you left that crusty spot on the bed." and she smiled this sly smile and it didn't take much effort to get to doing her again. i like sex in the morning, it makes the whole day seem like petunias and daisies and naked whores.

[Rollo Tomassi]

[anarky]

You shouldn't say that. Some of us are married, and lucky to get it on our birthdays.

[anarky]

I had a scary dream. I was getting a BJ from my brother, of all people, but didn't know it was him until I looked down. Then I couldn't get him to stop. And I'd run away, but he'd magically be wherever I went. Truly horrifying.

[Ran]

I had a dream last night. My family and I with one of our dogs went to someone's house in what I presumed to be Colorado. I don't know who's house it was, but their parents let us in. It seems like I was invited, but I don't know why. Then Mabs shows up, followed by Adam or Nick(I couldn't tell). They start looking at some wierd exclusive Snowtrooper and Hoth Rebel trooper on old purple POTF2 cards. The Snowtrooper had extra arms in the package and the Hoth Rebel was really hunched over with a big backpack. After Adam/Nick chooses a figure to take, I walk outside.

I go out in the back yard and realize the house is on some sort of peninsula and see some oil tanker ships out in the distance, it looked like something from Rhode Island or Mass. (Yes, I did say Colorado earlier). There was no beach. The back yard ended at a pier that stuck out over the water. Everyone was in the back yard. Suddenly, my dog fell in the water. I jump in after my dog, and despite swimming, we start drifting further out to sea. For some reason, Mabs and I both yell at the oil tankers. We were trying to get one of them to run something over that was near. I don't know what it was, but we both thought it would be funny. I started swimming back to shore again with my dog on my back, but this time I was making progress. I woke up before I made it all the way back.

None of it really made sense. Maybe that is why I rarely remember my dreams.

[mabudon]

Weird, I had TERRIBLE nightmares last night, but no vynsaniacs were featured...

Glad even my dream form does things that don't make sense- wonder what we were encouraging??

Oh and yeah whenever toys of any kind figure in my dreams they're WEIRD