"Fun With Snigtad": A new game!!

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:59 am

"U guyz fukcing sukc" I'm gonna go hang out at the Rainbow Triangle. Snigtad walks in to his favorite club and asks the bartender for a beer and a frosted mug. The bartender gave him an O'Douls then jerked off on his face.
Then Snigtad said...

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:29 pm

"Hey, everybody, it's going to be Douche Day soon! Yeah, yeah, Douche Day! I can't wait. Douche Day is so cool. Me and my Spanish teacher are going to paint the town red."

"That was spelled correctly and grammatically sound," said the bartender. "You're not really Snigtad Flornbi!"

The bartender ripped off the mask from the Snigtad impersonator, and then, from the other side of the room (where he'd been tossing the salad of The Ghost of Lemmy's Warts), the real Snigtad said. . . .

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:45 pm

"Mom, yoor embaressing me in frunt of my freinds! Yoo bich"!

Seeing Mrs. Flornbi gave the bartender, a tall gangly gentleman who went by the nickname "Slick", an erection he won't soon forget (since it was the first one he'd had that was big enough to see). Upon seeing this, mama Snigs asked "Slick" what he was doing later. Snigtad, in an effort to put the attention back on him and his holiday, pulled his dick out to show his mom that he could do that too.

Then Snigtad said...

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:47 am

I AM GOING TO KICK YOU'RE ASS CAPTAIN HOMO!!!!!!! AND HE DID!!!!!!! AND THEN HE KICKED EVER ONE ELSES ASS AND THEY ALL DYED!!!!!! THEN SNGITAD FUCKED YOU'RE MOMMA!!!!!!!

THE END!!!!!!

ALL HELL DOOSHE!!!!

The Ghost of Lemmys Warts · Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:48 pm

What about my salad?

emperordaddypants · Post by **emperordaddypants** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:28 am

ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW? YOU HAVE DRIVEN THAT KID OVER THE EDGE. HE WAS A GOOD BOY, JUST MISGUIDED. HE FOUND AN INTEREST HE LOVED, LOOKING UP TO OUR MASTER AND NOW HE IS GONE. WHAT ABOUT YOUR SALAD YOU ASK LEMMY WARTS. IT IS DOOMED!!!

The Ghost of Lemmys Warts · Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:51 am

I doubt that will feel better than having it tossed, but I'm open to experimenting.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:45 pm

Having you salad doomed is actually quite pleasurable.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:19 pm

Have that done alot Slicker? And they wonder where the rumors about the navy come from

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:32 pm

When I was in the Air Force, we did a project with some Navy SeaBees. We asked them why they had their names on the back of their pants. They said it had to do with laundry. We were pretty sure it was so you knew who's ass you were fuckin'. I won't even get into hot-bunks, Village People, or bell-bottom wise cracks.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:11 pm

Oh yeah...well...fuck the Chair Force.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:23 pm

That's what I said after 12 years. I even turned down a promotion to E-6 in the process of getting out. Believe it or not, E-6 in 12 years is slightly ahead of the curve. As a civilian, I'm making more like E-7 pay with a lot less bullshit. Weeee!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:08 am

E-6? Hit. E-7? Hit. You sank Slicker's battleship!!!!

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:47 am

HAW!! That's good shit JJ.

Ummm...then Snigtad said...

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:01 am

...in his last journal entry, "I just found a really kewl comik book guy called Dell Rusk. He wuz da Secertary of D-fence, but reely he wuz a sooper villian called Read Rkull. He triked every boday." Snigtad then...