Quote of the day

[anarky]

John McCain's senior moment when he apparently forgot who the prime minister of Spain was, where he was, what his name was, or all of the above:

What about me what?

[anarky]

Suck me, Grimlock.

McCain said that yesterday or the day before, so here is a QOTD actually from today, from our own jjreason:

I have seen the results of medicated posting in the past (okay, the user was only medicated by Malibu rum) and it's some of the most classic e-anarchy I've encountered. Let's hope you're a peach when you're wrecked as well!!!

Pigfucker.

It had me rolling anyway, JJ. Well played.

[jjreason]

I wasn't sure if anyone would see that, so thanks.

[Seven]

Dear other 46 continental states in between CA and NY,

Some men like other men! Sometimes they have sex. It's been happening since the dawn of time. Deal with it.

Sincerely,
The 21st Century

[mabudon]

this exchange had me fuckin rolling

BB says "BTW, when I say appreciation of beauty, I'm talking about something like looking at a sunset and finding it beautiful. You're obviously not sexually attracted to the sunset, so beauty goes beyond sex."

To which for some strange reason PF feels compelled to reply "I dunno. Whenever I see a great sunset, I always get a boner."

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[Senor JabbaJohnL]

God dammit, I just saw me in his avatar. That's fucking hilarious!

[vynsane]

damn you both, i broke my non-posting streak. i just had to reply.

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my last post was in may, fuckers!

[mabudon]

allow me to one-up ya

so you've never jagged off to a Renoir???

Sounds like the polar opposite of being "depressed by your collection", this whole art/sex/sunrise-boner deal

Iso&Baws

Tossin ropes acrosst yer AT-TE etc

THAT should do it

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[anarky]

If not for these gems, Rogue Deuce's "Being the caring husband that I am, I asked if this meant I'd get more blowjobs" would've been a shoo-in.

[Antropov]

I give QotD honors to PF at the other site, re: JT never having seen a T. Boones Pickens ad:

Turn on the TV grandma.

[anarky]

Our newest human member (who isn't from Liverpool) gets his very first QOTD in this gem that puts into proper perspective what's really important in our political system:

i hope obama wins. i think he's as full of shit as mccain, but his wife is a nice glass of chocolate milf.

[Slicker]

Chocolate MILF! That's fucking classic. I may have to use that over at the other site...

[Seven]

I'm gonna jack off onto a tampon and tell the government to give him his rights.

OH YES, this IS hilarious!

[Antropov]

That opens the door to so many fantastic scenarios. I'm gonna go fire one out into a Ziplock bag and then try and get a Social Security card for it tomorrow!

[Diabolical]

Put an egg in the bag first.