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Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:40 pm
by anarky
John McCain's senior moment when he apparently forgot who the prime minister of Spain was, where he was, what his name was, or all of the above:
John McCain wrote:What about me what?

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:49 pm
by anarky
Suck me, Grimlock.

McCain said that yesterday or the day before, so here is a QOTD actually from today, from our own jjreason:
jjreason wrote:I have seen the results of medicated posting in the past (okay, the user was only medicated by Malibu rum) and it's some of the most classic e-anarchy I've encountered. Let's hope you're a peach when you're wrecked as well!!! :lol:
Pigfucker. :lol:

It had me rolling anyway, JJ. Well played.

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:38 am
by jjreason
I wasn't sure if anyone would see that, so thanks. :mrgreen:

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:22 am
by Seven
RoIIo Tomassi wrote: Dear other 46 continental states in between CA and NY,

Some men like other men! Sometimes they have sex. It's been happening since the dawn of time. Deal with it.

Sincerely,
The 21st Century

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:47 pm
by mabudon
this exchange had me fuckin rolling

BB says "BTW, when I say appreciation of beauty, I'm talking about something like looking at a sunset and finding it beautiful. You're obviously not sexually attracted to the sunset, so beauty goes beyond sex."

To which for some strange reason PF feels compelled to reply "I dunno. Whenever I see a great sunset, I always get a boner."

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Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:01 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
God dammit, I just saw me in his avatar. That's fucking hilarious! :lol:

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:46 pm
by vynsane
damn you both, i broke my non-posting streak. i just had to reply.

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my last post was in may, fuckers!

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:06 pm
by mabudon
allow me to one-up ya
so you've never jagged off to a Renoir???

Sounds like the polar opposite of being "depressed by your collection", this whole art/sex/sunrise-boner deal

:beard: Iso&Baws

Tossin ropes acrosst yer AT-TE etc
THAT should do it

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Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:08 pm
by anarky
If not for these gems, Rogue Deuce's "Being the caring husband that I am, I asked if this meant I'd get more blowjobs" would've been a shoo-in.

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:57 pm
by Antropov
I give QotD honors to PF at the other site, re: JT never having seen a T. Boones Pickens ad:
Turn on the TV grandma.
:beard:

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:53 pm
by anarky
Our newest human member (who isn't from Liverpool) gets his very first QOTD in this gem that puts into proper perspective what's really important in our political system:
Zaphod wrote:i hope obama wins. i think he's as full of shit as mccain, but his wife is a nice glass of chocolate milf.

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:04 pm
by Slicker
Chocolate MILF! That's fucking classic. I may have to use that over at the other site...

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:17 pm
by Seven
Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:
I'm gonna jack off onto a tampon and tell the government to give him his rights.
OH YES, this IS hilarious!

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:35 pm
by Antropov
That opens the door to so many fantastic scenarios. I'm gonna go fire one out into a Ziplock bag and then try and get a Social Security card for it tomorrow!

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:44 pm
by Diabolical
Put an egg in the bag first.