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Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:04 pm**

Today's quote is courtesy of Rogue II, and will probably be edited by JediTricks as soon as he sees it:

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">If there was only a way to get men to pay to watch Boobies.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:44 pm**

i would pay to watch booboos lol

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:56 am**

I actually dreamed that I was posting online here, and Slimmie had said something about being stuck in traffic with a busload of special ed kids. I woke up laughing because it was so fucking funny. But when I went back to sleep, got another few hours, and woke back up to post it here, it seems a lot less funny. I guess you had to be there.

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:06 am**

Today's quote doesn't some from any board, but rather from Peter Griffin, presenter of Dave Letterman's Top 10.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">This is the best moment in television since Mr. Belvedere sat on his nuts and fainted.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:16 am**

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck, that's funny too.

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:41 am**

That is great shit right there Dioballicker.

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:56 am**

sorry for thew double post but this was just two funny, it is old, but damn worth an honorable mention...

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 Dooshe Day is gonna be lamer than FDR's legs.
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Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:50 pm**

I remember a Slicker gem from a few days ago that's in the same ballpark: "You're about as useful as Stephen Hawking's shoes." Where the fuck does that kid get that shit?!

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:53 pm**

i do not get it i saw a tv commercial with arrowsmith in it and stephen hawking was wearing shoes in that

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:15 am**

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138
 I remember a Slicker gem from a few days ago that's in the same ballpark: "You're about as useful as Stephen Hawking's shoes." Where the fuck does that kid get that shit?!
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">It's a gift sent from the Gods. Kinda like Peter North's gift of gallons of jizz per shot.

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:31 am**

Yeah, yeah double post. Who gives a fuck.

I'm gonna give some early morning honors to homeless man. This made me laugh.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homeless man
 You know how I know Snigtads Alive?

Because he is in our hearts and souls.
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Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:07 am**

I can't believe this hasn't made this post yet - but I'll go ahead and grant it the "Quote of the Month" honors:

"Don't you know who the fuck I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!!!!!"

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:16 pm**

Good old Jargo...

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Milk it Hasbro c'mon milk it good. you like that dontcha baby, milk it long and slow oh yeah........

Hasbro bought a cash cow with star wars.
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Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:53 pm**

why would jargo compain about star wars be cause they cloned him and now he gets lots of money and pussy?

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:08 pm**

For your viewing pleasure The Mr. Belvedere QOTD can be seen here:
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/d ... lips.shtml

And here is the entire Top Ten list for that night:
Top Ten Things I, Peter Griffin, Would Like To Say To America

10. "If George Bush had Dick Cheney's first name, his name would be Dick Bush and I'll tell you I'd listen to a lot more of his speeches"

9. "Did the Patriot Act take care of Mujibur and Sirajul?"

8. "Shouldn't Crystal Bernard be in 'Playboy' by now... I mean we did our part and sat through seven seasons of 'Wings'"

7. "Laura Bush killed a guy"

6. "This is the best moment in television since Mr. Belvedere sat on his own nuts and fainted"

5. "Did you know Jim Belushi had a brother who was in TV, too?"

4. "Hey Ben Affleck and Matt Damon we're all still waiting on that second Oscar-winning script"

3. "I have always wanted to do this...ladies and gentlemen, the Max Weinberg Seven"

2. "If Jay Leno makes you laugh, chances are I don't care for you as a person"

1. "We should all buy more American-made products which at last check are down to porn and cheeseburgers"

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