BLUE IS PHAT

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:16 am

I wish all the ladies
were holes in the road
And I was a dump truck
I'd fill them with my load

I wish all the ladies
were pies on a shelf
and I was a baker
I'd eat them all myself

Oh, and mr. reason, shoudn't you be polishing that 'tard Flornbi's knob? I know he's dead, but you probably still do it anyway, you necro-faggot.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:44 am

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:BTW, you can BOTH go fuck yourselves.

Shouldn't you be getting a BJ from Dell Rusk?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:46 am

jjreason is really Steve Guttenberg and he just pretends to have attended a real police college.

(need to step up the post padding so I can upgrade from sloth to knightrider)

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:49 am

Well I may be Guttenburg, but you're after balls like Troy Polamalu is after ball carriers - so I guess you can be "Tackleberry".

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:51 am

Holy shit. I just looked up Police Academy on imdb. Steve Guttenberg is going to be in another Police Academy movie next year.

jjraeson · Post by **jjraeson** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:32 pm

Nice to know that Guttenberg's still got it. I love those movies, and the more they make, the better they are!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:49 am

In all honesty, I still joke around about "the Blue Oyster", and a few other gags they had in the first couple of installments. There was some shit in there that was HIlarious.... when I was 14. Ahhh, that Commandant Lessard....

Anyone checked out a Police Academy flick in the past year or so? Do they blow goats now, or is it sill funny? I'm wagering on the goats.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:33 am

The first one is the only one that was ever any good. I remember one summer, I musta been about 14 too, I watched that thing at least 30 times. A classic in my book.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:43 am

jjreason wrote:Anyone checked out a Police Academy flick in the past year or so? Do they blow goats now, or is it sill funny? I'm wagering on the goats.

My brother-in-law got me parts 2 and 3 for Christmas last year (as well as both Ewok movies) and him and I sat up til 3 in the morning laughing at the relative corniness. They aren't bad movies, but Guttenberg is a knob and it's almost painful to watch any scene with Micheal Winslow. You can make a submarine sound. We get it. I also like seeing the "hot" girls in any '80s movie. Outside of Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times..." they're laughable.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:36 am

I don't think I watched them past part 3 (was that the Miami one, or did I perchance watch 4 of them?????).

The first one, obviously, was the best - a close 2nd in my books to "Revenge of the Nerds" as the finest dumb comedy of the 80s. Man, I was the perfect age for those.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:49 am

Police Academy was on TV last weekend, which is probably what prompted my initial post. I watched about 10-15 minutes of it. I didn't know that the chick from Sex in the City (and Porky's) was in it. I can't say I ever bothered watching any of the Police Academy films before that. Either that it's been so long that I forgot the entire movie.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:19 am

Police Academy is DOOOOOOMED!!

Sorry, I got confused there.