Question I can't ask at SSG
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:44 pm
On Wednesday, Cesar called me up and told me he had an extra ticket to the Alice Cooper concert, and did I want to go. Hell yeah, I wanted to go! So we saw a fucking awesome concert, and we were both high afterward and had yesterday off, so we went to Cesar's house to watch an all-night marathon of the Star Wars prequels. So that was about seven hours, with us just sitting there watching these great movies and sucking down kiwi-strawberry Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers, and we were still pretty jazzed from the concert so we started watching Season One of Deadwood.
About the time that Bulloch starting banging Mrs Garrett, I noticed that the wine cooler (probably my fortieth of the evening, and I was getting a rather decent buzz) had a pubic hair on it! I pointed it out to Cesar, and he said sometimes he jacks off into the bottles, and he must've gotten them mixed up. I was still high, and I kept drinking it. Then Cesar said that since I'd already had the wine cooler with come in it, I should give him a blowjob. And he reminded me that he'd gotten the tickets, and he called me a stupid bitch. And I thought, I've always been curious about this, and when else will I be in a situation like this. So, I took him up on his offer. Had I had about twenty fewer wine coolers, I might not have.
So now I'm wondering: does this make me gay?
About the time that Bulloch starting banging Mrs Garrett, I noticed that the wine cooler (probably my fortieth of the evening, and I was getting a rather decent buzz) had a pubic hair on it! I pointed it out to Cesar, and he said sometimes he jacks off into the bottles, and he must've gotten them mixed up. I was still high, and I kept drinking it. Then Cesar said that since I'd already had the wine cooler with come in it, I should give him a blowjob. And he reminded me that he'd gotten the tickets, and he called me a stupid bitch. And I thought, I've always been curious about this, and when else will I be in a situation like this. So, I took him up on his offer. Had I had about twenty fewer wine coolers, I might not have.
So now I'm wondering: does this make me gay?