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Elmo's World
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:23 am
by Elmo
La la la la
la la la la
Elmo's World
La la la la
la la la la
Elmo's World
Elmo loves his goldfish
His crayons too
That's Elmo's World.
Ha-ha He-he
Guess what Elmo's thinking about today!
La-da-da DA!
Elmo's thinking about bananas. That's right!
Do bananas have hair? No silly, but people do.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:25 am
by anarky
Bananas only have hair when you pull them out of your asshole and there's some of Dell's pubes stuck to them.
I think you love your crayons and goldfish a little too much. You do know that the goldfish can't breathe in your colon, right? That's why they are always dead when you shit them out. And they're covered with wax from the crayons, and that turns you on and you go and beg Snigtad for some aney.
You fucking Muppet-wannabe.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:48 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Hey, Elmo! I think Batman and Robin, replacement moderators, are gay...and also up to something fishy involving Snigtad and Dell Rusk. How much would it cost me to have you do some background checks on the lot of them?
Also, sorry to hear about your dad getting deployed overseas. I hope he's alright. I support our troops, even if they are big nosed, red monsters.
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:47 pm
by Elmo
Elmo is here because he heard there are lots of new babies on this site. There is CaptainSolo, Rogue II, Vynsane, and anarky all with kids under the age of two. Babies like Elmo so the babies' mommies, daddies, aunts, uncles, and grandparents buy Elmo stuff for them. Do you know what that's called? It's called merchandising. Can you say merchandising? Good! Merchandising what gives Elmo lots of cash.
Now, it's time to sing the money song (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Money - Money - Money
Money - Money - Money
Mo-ney - Mo-ney - Money
Money Money Money
Money Money Money
Money Money Moneeeeeeey!!!!
That's Elmo's World!!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:51 pm
by anarky
Elmo, it gives me joy that you're on my daughter's diapers.
That way, I know she's always pissing and shitting on your face.
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:31 pm
by Negative Boy
Have you ever seen this show Sesame Street? It's so unbelievable. It doesn't look like a rean NYC street at all. In fact, it looks more like a cheap thirty year old set cobbled together in some rundown, abandoned factory. And have you seen all the children running loose in the streets? Where are their parents and why do they find it acceptable to have mentally challenged mutant bird babysit for them? It's preposterous. And the adults on this show should all be arrested for child endangerment. This program is supposed to be educational? They have the same letters over and over and over. And numbers. I think after 30+ years they could've moved onto advanced physics or language deciphering. But no. They've beaten that horse that is the alphabet so dead, its not even horse meat anymore. It's just a stain on the fake fucking pavement. You guys are all such bozos for pandering to the corporate machine and keeping this dreck on the air for half a century under the guise of "educational programming" Fucking pinheads.
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:45 pm
by anarky
Negative Boy wrote:Where are their parents and why do they find it acceptable to have mentally challenged mutant bird babysit for them?
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This program is supposed to be educational? They have the same letters over and over and over.
You may still suck balls, but that's QOTD material there, that is!
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:42 pm
by Elmo
Ha Ha He He. That's silly.
For every dirty diaper with Elmo's face on it at anarky's house, Elmo sees his bank roll get a little bit fatter.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:03 pm
by anarky
Good. More money you can spend on underaged male prostitutes.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:23 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
Almo is gay!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:41 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Snigtad Flornbi wrote:Almo is gay!!!!!
Know that from experience, do ya? You're the kind of twisted fuck that would fuck a puppet, you little asshole.
I'm sick of dealing with you. Fuck off. Permanently.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:22 pm
by kidhuman
He likes to put the puppet on his cock and jerk off. HE said so in a PM to me asking if I would like that.
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:49 pm
by Negative Boy
What's Elmo's World like now, bitch?
ALL HAIL PERPANTOR!!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:14 am
by kidhuman
Can someone please hold negative boy down so I can shit on him? Please!!!!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:27 am
by Ran
A real man could shit on a moving target.