I fucking hate condoms

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I fucking hate condoms

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Who's with me?
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Me, but haven't suffered the insufferableness (insufferability?) of one o' them damn things in YEARS. Thank the Lord.



Good to see you're back in action though, Chux, rubber or not. :D
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HATES 'em, but I'm in the same boat as JJ, so all's I can say is no-one should have to live with that crap, it pratcially ruins sex and I don't know how anyone could pull off anything better then 50% if you have to deal with the little fuckers :mabs:
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raincoat in a shower...

yeah, i don't know what we're going to do once she's all healed up from the c-section... i really don't want to go back to using them...
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This one is too easy. Any of you guys want to take this one for me? This is your chance to be The Grin For A Day. Well, at least one post. I'll be at your mother's house waiting for the reply.

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I think the Grin needs to use condoms or else he would have a shit load of illegitimate kids out there. As for him liking them, i would say yes, they cost less than child support
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I fucking HATE 'em...that's why I rarely use 'em...although I REALLY should...
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I thought you were itching yourself a little more than normal...
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Diabolical wrote:I thought you were itching yourself a little more than normal...
She told me she loved me...
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You know better than to trust your mother.
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Haven't worn one in 15 years. Only came back to bite me on the ass twice.



And I certainly don't regret those two times.
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Eternal Padawan wrote: Only came back to bite me on the ass twice.
Do tell!!!
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Victoria turned 9 last week.

Benjamin turned 4 in February.

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Interesting, isn't it, that EP ended that post with The Bizarro Grin's trademark smiley, although he's the most vocal in denying he has lay down with BTG.
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Hey, I have proof I've had sex. He does not.
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