the vynsane asylum

So mabs IMed me and he was like "Is she dead? i think she's dead."

and I said "She's dead to me. She was dead to me the day she walked out. I yelled at her 'You're dead to me! Do you hear me?! DEAD!' "

And mabs waits a beat and responds, "No, clinically dead." and then I found the news report.

She is as dead as the New MTS and their fuckin shenanigans.

I remember sneaking into my father's room and checking her out in Playboy. Even as a horny teenager, there was something about her I didn't find attractive.

I don't believe the "ANS is dead" thread was locked! How awesome!

I'm seriously thinking about starting thread dedicated to the life work of ANS so all the people who think she was Mother Fucking Theresa can go on for page after page about how good "The Hudsucker Proxy" was and how sweet the trailer for "Illegal Aliens" looks.

It's because ass fucks like Tycho and decadentdave had to bring politics into it. I hope those two die.

wHAT ABOUT THE BABY?

iS NO ONE CONCERNED ABOUT HER BABY?

i FOR ONE HOPE THE PATERNITY CASE GOES ON FOR A LONG TIME. bECAUSE, AS YOU MAY KNOW, IN MY BOOK, YOU'RE A FATHER UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE. i'M ENJOYING SLAMMING ALL THREE OF THEIR CRACKER ASSES!

So, you know what's weird?

You're cleaning out the garage, and you find the box with your old Playboys. And your wife's gone for the weekend, and you pull them out to peruse. And you keep going through them, saying, "Belinda Carlisle! I don't care if this is airbrushed. God damn, she's hot." And then the next thing you know, there's Anna Nicole staring back at you, and you think, "Eww, she's dead," and the entire endeavor seems to be for naught since you're totally not in the mood to ogle naked chicks. (For at least thirty seconds.)

anarky wrote:"Belinda Carlisle! I don't care if this is airbrushed. God damn, she's hot."

Perhaps one of the greatest issues ever.