Are you kidding me??

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:21 am

So, I just woke up like not but 20 minutes ago. Seems I’ve been frozen. Ya like for real. I just thawed out n stuff. Im pissed though. I thought it would be something coolish. kinda starwarsish.. like carbonite.. but nooooooooooo. Its fucking raspberry jello. and now Im like totally fucking covered in this blue dye shit.

….my skin taste pretty good though..

Its nice to be back.

and uh. I know I was gone for a while.. but lets go not go crazy with all the leg humping k?

I missed you guys.

The Growl · Post by **The Growl** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:26 am

Troopersmo wrote:but lets go not go crazy with all the leg humping k?

Don't worry. I ain't gonna hump yer leg.

Your mom's leg, though, is a different story.

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:57 am

*shudder*

My moms leg rivals that of the ephant mon,. hump away fucker.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:22 am

Welcome back fucker

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:08 am

It's alright, we've ALL been coated in stuff at some point

Glad ya made it back man, I was gonna rip ya a new one over at the other site for posting there but not here again

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:31 am

Its nice to be back *stretches* feeeeeeeeels real good.

going through a few of the posts Ive already..

laughed.

cried.

laughed even louder..

pee'd myself a lil.

got a sandwhich.

...and pissed off the wife by telling her I want to stick my dick in her ham wallet.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:32 am

Welcome back!

Long story short, Snigtad Flornbi got killed, Rupert Grint posed as his replacement, Rupert and Action Online took over for a while, Optimus Prime died saving the site, Rob Liefeld made an annoyance of himself (as usual), Louie the Lilac then turned the site purple, Spider-Man got a new suit, and Slicker's Mom is still a dirty slut.

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:23 am

anarky wrote:... Spider-Man got a new suit, and Slicker's Mom is still a dirty slut.

the more things change, the more things stay the same, huh?

welcome back Smo! i was once frozen in an enormous vat of lime sherbet. it took three years for the sloths who answered my psychic call to eat their way to me. y'know, because they're really slow. and they fuckin' HATE lime sherbet.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:16 pm

Tell us all how much the Star Wars prequels suck!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:16 pm

Troopersmo wrote:
...and pissed off the wife by telling her I want to stick my dick in her ham wallet.

That my friend is QOTD.

the vynsane asylum

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