June Carter

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The real one was a fugly bitch, but Reese Witherspoon is hot. I got a bnoner watching her sing "Wildwoood Flower," god damn I'd doubele fuck Reese Witherspoon, I'd fuck ehr so hard I'd count her cunt hairs,
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See, children? Alcohol turns even the best of men into retarded Flornbis.
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And let that be a lesson to you: Just say no.
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Meh. Reese Witherspoon is a green goblin. She hasn't been hot since she traipsed across the desert. Or Freeway. But I'm going through withdrawals, so I'd probably unload on her as soon as not.








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I'd surely slide it in Reese's witherspoon, but she's nowhere near the top of my list.
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Reese Witherspoon's chin scares me.
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Diabolical wrote:Reese Witherspoon's chin scares me.


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Diabolical wrote:Reese Witherspoon's chin scares me.
You won't see her chin if you cover it with your balls.
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Diabolical wrote:Reese Witherspoon's chin scares me.
You won't see her chin if you cover it with your balls.
No, you'd still see 75% of her chin if you tried to cover it with your balls.
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Well when it's hot out, they are pretty droopy. She must have a really big chin.
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She could flip pancakes with it.
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Yikes. Kind of weird how some womens' looks chan change so rapidly. Aparently the episodes of Rachel Ray's shows I've seen are a old. I didn't realize this until Diabolical posted that link to the High School Musical chick's picture. On the same site, there was some photos of Rachel Ray....and it wasn't the same Rachel Ray I saw on TV.
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