the vynsane asylum

In light of what's happened, with DeckardSmith apparently killing EP, I'm forced to think about what's really important in life.

So, that in mind, I turn to the greatest, most fundamental question of all time:

Which Highwayman kicked (or kicks) the most ass: Kris, Johnny, Willie, or Waylon?

The answer is 42. I'm not sure how those relate.

The 2007 album "The Essential Waylon Jennings" has 42 tracks. When Willie Nelson was 42 years old, he released the album Red Headed Stranger. When Kris Kristofferson was 42, he was in the film Convoy. Johnny Cash's "My Old Kentucky Home (Turpentine and Dandelion Wine)" made it to #42 on the Country charts in 1975. But the winner would probably be Kris Kristofferson for his role in Big Top Pee-Wee.

Goddamnit, the real question is who the fuck is going to fetch EP from Davy Jones's Locker?

No, the REAL question is how did Paul McCartney fuck Heather Mills doggy style?