ATTENTION!!

[Perpantor]

THIS MESSAGE IS FOR ALL SCIONS, FRIENDS, MINIONS, AND LEGIONNAIRES OF DOUCHE!!

YOUR GOSPEL ACCORDING TO DOUCHE IS THE FALSE PATH!!

THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE HAVE IT CORRECT!!

YOU WILL JOIN US, OR YOU SHALL BE CRUSHED INTO A MASS OF STICKY GOOP!!

ONLY DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE GET TO LOOK AT THESE!!



I JUST GAVE THOSE HOOTERS A PURPLE NERPLE!

THIS I COMMAND!!

[vynsane]

i gotta admit, if i were to join any splinter group affiliated with douche it would be yours on account of that image. good show, dipshit.

[GalvaTricks]

THOSE MAY BE NICE, BUT THE OFFICIAL DOUCHE T-SHIRTS SHOULD BE SILVER, NOT PURPLE! IF I WEAR A PURPLE SHIRT, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE IT BECAUSE I'M PURPLE, DUMBASS! THAT WOULD BE BAD COMEDY.

THE SCIONS OF DOUCHE ARE THE TRUE DOCTOR DOUCHE FAN CLUB. WE SHALL STOMP YOUR SILLY "DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE" AND THEN WE CAN LOOK AT THOSE HOOTERS, BUT IN GLORIOUS SILVER!

ALL HAIL ACTION ONLINE!! ALL HAIL DOUCHE!!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....

[anarky]

Hold on.... I thought Doctor Douche hated Action Online and fought alongside the MTS to defe.... Why would you be in a fan cl.... Oh, never mind.