the vynsane asylum

I was going to take that picture you posted of yourself dressed as Pee Wee Herman and animate a dong going in and out of your mouth. But I didn't have enough time.

It's your own damned fault. There are things you just shouldn't admit to a bunch of sick, immature fucks.

What's worse:

1. me attempting autofellatio several years ago and partially succeeding or
2. a middle-aged man even thinking about animating a penis in the mouth of a boy who was, at the time that picture was taken, 16

I'll let you all decide.

Yeah, but if the picture floated around the internet, you'd be the one embarassed.

And who you calling middle-aged, foo?

You, you fuckin' pedophile.

Let's just say the time for maturity is over, and leave it at that. In the meantime...

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:You, you fuckin' pedophile.

Oh, you burned me. You burned me good. I'm a bitch. I don't know if I can recover from that uber-burn. See, my skin is flaking off and leaving ashes all over the ground.

You sure you're not adopted, and your real last name is Flantdig?

BTW, Double_G, Pee Wee has an awfully hairy shaft there.

Oh, HAYLE NO!! You did not just defile a picture of a beloved children's star with a wing-ding! And then post it online for all to see yo' sick little deviance?

Boy, I got a good mind to smack you upside yo' head! And this time, I'm gonna do it!

SLAP!!

Now get yo' ass on up to yo' room! Yo' pappy'll decide what to do with you when he gets home from work.

Nasty little mofo.

Don't worry, Madea. I made you one.

anarky wrote:

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:You, you fuckin' pedophile.

Oh, you burned me. You burned me good. I'm a bitch. I don't know if I can recover from that uber-burn. See, my skin is flaking off and leaving ashes all over the ground.

You sure you're not adopted, and your real last name is Flantdig?

I wasn't trying to burn you; I was just trying to wrap my head around why a grown man would want to see a 16-year-old boy sucking a penis, even as a joke.

But I guess it's no good trying to understand anything that happens on this site.

I know. I just had to seize the opportunity to call you a Flantdig.

It's the sort of second-grade shit that Double_G is doing all over. And it's funny as hell, if you're immature like me and Double_G (and, apparently, not you).

There's an unwritten rule that guys have to be immature.

Well, okay, I'll admit that it would be a little bit funny if it was a cartoon dick sort of thing, but just downright fucking wrong if it was a picture of a real dingus.

I still don't want to see it done, though.

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Well, okay, I'll admit that it would be a little bit funny if it was a cartoon dick sort of thing, but just downright fucking wrong if it was a picture of a real dingus.

I still don't want to see it done, though.

Of course 'Nark would animate it with a cartoon dick. A real one? Even I'll admit that's wrong. Who do you think he is? Auxiliary?

I would laugh at it no matter if it was real or not