the vynsane asylum

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It has been... okay, I've never had a formal confession before, okay?

Father, I looked at a girl's boobytitties and then realized it was my friend's girlfriend. I spoke to him later in the day, and found out he was supportive, and not angry in the least... but I still feel like I needed to tell you this.

I, Michael Bay, God and Supreme Being of all I see, forgive you, JJReason.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a shit and smell its awesomeness.

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

I looked at the same boobytitties. Same result but with fewer phone calls.

LMFAO seriously I'd be more "angry" if y'all didn't look

Disappointed at least

If ya don't comment, I don't know right?

OH and btw, said pics are in the "corn" section in a thread called "Welcome to my world"- I would appreciate if the foxy ladies here looked at them and gave feedback too

Forgive me father, for I too have sinned.

I also looked at the same boobytitties and the one where she sticks a jigga-jigga in her hoo-ha. Same result as the others using an instant messenger.

p.s. Thanks for making the Leafs lose last night.

Dear father for I have sinned.


I went to said thread in said forum and *FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP*



I am ever so sorry. shes hawt.

brb


*FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP*

Forgive me Father, for I have masturbated to a photo of 2-1B and took longer than it should have taken to cum.