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Wolf Shirt

No explanation needed, the comments are by and large pretty funny and I wouldn't be surprised if one or more of youse are responsible for a few of them

Hope the page displays right for ya tho, it was a tad wide for me somehows
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That shirt is seriously Lantastic.
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it has "Proud owner of a Harley-Davidson" written all over it!
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My brother has an obsession with wolves and gets all sorts of carp with wolves. He would LOVE that shirt.
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even a DVD copy of the Doubleheader Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf Too ????
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wolfmen aren't as cool as real wolves, Slea :mabs:
And nowhere NEAR as cool as airbrushed wolves
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OMG aweseom shirt!!!!! i wil get mad bitchs wen i get mines!
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These comments had me roaring:

"This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes"

"This shirt cured my Aids!"

"serious question. are these shirts machine washable? i dont want to risk washing away is magical pussy magnent powers."
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Double_G wrote: "This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes"
That's the same one that I started roaring on. FUCK, man. That's fantastic.
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The comments were ALMOST as awesome as the awesome Wolf Shirt!!
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I don't know if anyone else here watches Flight of the Conchords (besides kh) but Bret has a pretty kickass wolf shirt that he wears on the show (can't seem to find a picture of it though).
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A friend of mine posted this on FB. Check out the reviews.
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Did you read this comment to the first review?
Posted on May 8, 2009 9:55 AM PDT
Ransom Stoddard says:
I used to be a wolf shirt guy, until I discovered bear shirts. Bear shirts are much more mystically powered and attract an even more powerful woman. Even a woman wearing a bear shirt can attract a more powerful woman. A man wearing a bear shirt (bear-shirt-man) is held in such high esteem, most in the area are too intimidated to approach or even look at bear-shirt-man. Most of the time, they try to pretend bear-shirt-man isn't even in the room. That pays dividends when bear-shirt-man has attracted a particularily good wants-to-be-with-bear-shirt-man-woman. These women can usually be described as in excess of 5-10, a good quality weight that won't be pushed around in a West-Texas thunder storm, a generally attractive fe-mullet hair style, saddlebaggish thighs and are known for their ability to slam crush beer cans (ala Bert Jones) and spit non-menthol snuff at least 10 feet. These hot mamas have been known to spend their time working driving repo trucks or working as lumber jills. The benefits of bear shirt are unending. When you wear your bear shirt to the diner, you can count on getting a highly sought after table by the kitchen, where your food will be hotter when it gets to your table than the poor louts who have to sit up by the bar where the slinky ladies hover. At the oil change place, bear-shirt-man doesn't get asked if he wants to change his 'air filter' or 'johnson rod'. Oil-change-place guy knows that bear-shirt-guy knows what the hell he's doing and won't fall for some eco-scam about oil recycling. Bear shirts rule. I once saw a bear shirt eat a wolf shirt.
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Holy carp! I hadn't gotten through all of it yet. That's priceless. I wonder if Ursa Major has read that....
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Alas, it seems that everyone jokes on the wolf shirt. I've only read the first 2 pages and my stomach hurts from laughing. I've seen people walking around the ship with wolf shirts on and sooooo want to get my picture with them.
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