target sux!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed May 11, 2005 2:31 pm

I really hate Target because they are stupid. I go there to get my Power Rangers figures and spend thousands of dollars there every month but they are jerk asses. I went there with my son (yeah I know I'm a mentally screwy hi school student who likes to do his spanish teachr but bare with me here) looking for and exclusive super-artwork green Ranger a few weeks ago and my son asked the lady working ther if she had seen it and the lady looks at my son and gives him a ditry look and the she SHITS ON HIM!! Sware to god she shits on him right there in the middle of the store! I was so pissed off I went to the manager and told him "sir, my son here has several palsies and uterine cancer and all he wants is a super artwork-Green Ranger and this lady was very mean to him" and the manger looked at me for a minute and then he says "Beatrice, you just got yourself a gold star baby!" And I was very sad, but the guy kicked me in the shin. What a jerk. I said this is not called for and i pulled out my sale phone and called the district manager and it turned out he was in the store at the time and he came up to the front and about the same time my dad came up to the front because he had finished buyin his sox and the district manager killed my dad! i cant believe these people. and Now I find out that Brians toys has the super artwork green rangers for $1,000 each and I called Bandai and said hey this is bull shit, and Bandai said they would send the fbi to get these sons of biches. I am very happy now but I still don't have a super artwork green rager and i need one. So you suck. I have a monkey. Do you wont to see it?

Post by **vynsane** » Wed May 11, 2005 2:52 pm

i'm very sorry to hear that, snig... but they do have a collector's policy posted everywhere that states:

"if anyone who is over the age of five who buys toys talks to any employee of the store about anything, they will be shit upon, and more drastic measures such as a shin kick and the killing of your dad may be used, as is deemed necessary."

so, i know it sucks, but whatchagonnado?

and, i'm moving this to the "toys" forum, as that's really what this pertains to... [beard]

melanie-pussy · Post by **melanie-pussy** » Wed May 11, 2005 3:02 pm

I know, right?I meanlike, I spend over 9,000 dolars a week at target, adn they always punch me in the ovaries when I try to find out if they have any figures in the back.They never ever restock the shelves, adn I always have to wash shit out of my hair because of the "don't talk or we shit" policy. I mean what's a girl to do? I need my clothes, and I need my anakin fix *dreamy* and where am I supposed to go??? Brian's toys? They're so overpriced I won't be able to pay for all the bandages I need from the shin kicks.and of course, they already killed my dad, and my step dad after my mom remarried! lol!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed May 11, 2005 6:37 pm

God damn you Vyn Sane for moving this post. It does not belong under toys because it s about Target and their stupid fuck brick policies. You must work for Brian's toys you stupid shit monkey. Go have sex with your mother or something. And whoever is pretending to be a girl god damn it i am siposed to pretend to be a girl and agree with my self. You must want to be a girl because you are a faggoty ass faggot man. You want to sing that song that Gwen Stephanie did with those talentless guys before she went on her own to sing good stuff about it's my shit, you know the one about I'm just agirl. God damn you and god damn you again. I will kick you in the nuts, you always saying the same shit over and over. And don't tell me that bull shit about girels not having nuts, because i have been to the mountain Mr Man and I have seen a girls's nuts!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed May 11, 2005 11:51 pm

I can't believe that in a thread with 2 separate Snig posts no one's salad has been tossed.

You know what sucks about Target? There aren't any in Canada.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu May 12, 2005 10:07 am

No salad tossing but ovary punching JJ.

I hapen to love Target and buy religiously from Brians Toys. I get my stuff 6 months after it hits retail and pay out the ass, but hey, its my money.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri May 13, 2005 12:02 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jjreason
 I can't believe that in a thread with 2 separate Snig posts no one's salad has been tossed.
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I'll take mine with BACON!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:29 am

IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS

BACON(helmet.com)!!!!!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:06 pm

I have to come clean melanie-pussy is really mt spanish teacher.

pyrofreak · Post by **pyrofreak** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:35 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Snigtad Flornbi
 I really hate Target because they are stupid. I go there to get my Power Rangers figures and spend thousands of dollars there every month but they are jerk asses. I went there with my son (yeah I know I'm a mentally screwy hi school student who likes to do his spanish teachr but bare with me here) looking for and exclusive super-artwork green Ranger a few weeks ago and my son asked the lady working ther if she had seen it and the lady looks at my son and gives him a ditry look and the she SHITS ON HIM!! Sware to god she shits on him right there in the middle of the store! I was so pissed off I went to the manager and told him "sir, my son here has several palsies and uterine cancer and all he wants is a super artwork-Green Ranger and this lady was very mean to him" and the manger looked at me for a minute and then he says "Beatrice, you just got yourself a gold star baby!" And I was very sad, but the guy kicked me in the shin. What a jerk. I said this is not called for and i pulled out my sale phone and called the district manager and it turned out he was in the store at the time and he came up to the front and about the same time my dad came up to the front because he had finished buyin his sox and the district manager killed my dad! i cant believe these people. and Now I find out that Brians toys has the super artwork green rangers for $1,000 each and I called Bandai and said hey this is bull shit, and Bandai said they would send the fbi to get these sons of biches. I am very happy now but I still don't have a super artwork green rager and i need one. So you suck. I have a monkey. Do you wont to see it?
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thats sad..

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:37 pm

Any chance you could NOT post a huge quote followed by something retarded? Hold it - upon reading ALL YOUR FUCKING POSTS, I've come to the conclusion that there's not. No need to answer.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:56 am

On topic: I love Target. Fcuk you, Snigtad.

Off topic: Pyrofreak = Snigtad's Spanish teacher.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:29 am

I like Target employees. Especially when the hot fems are stocking the lower shelves if ya know what I mean.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:30 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 I like Target employees. Especially when the hot fems are stocking the lower shelves if ya know what I mean.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Whale tail.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:23 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Diabolical
Whale tail.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Exactly. Gives me a reason to go and search through the pegs of the same figures day after day.