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I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:32 pm
by The Griz
Hello to all! You may have seen me fucking the daylights out of your pets for some time now. I suppose that it's time for a proper introduction. While the Grip and the Grin are busy hammering your mothers, and their Bizarro counterparts are giving it to your fathers, I'm in the other room, giving some polar pleasure to your pets. I like to tag along with them on their adventures so your animals don't feel left out while your other family members are getting rimmed.
What pets, you say? All kinds, I reply. While those other fellows prefer one gender to another, as far as I'm concerned, I'll fuck any domestic animal. Dogs, cats, birds, snakes, what the fuck ever.
Lately I've been on a gerbil kick. But my dick is so colossal that I have to put those little fuckers actually inside my urethra. When I jizz them out, I have to be careful not to kill them, so they can go back to their little gerbil lives. And then I can fuck them again when the time comes.
By the way, UKWildcat, tell your little wild cat that I'll be by later, so she better lube up that ass before I plow into that whore.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:37 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
Uatu is a polar bear now?
Goddamn you , Joe Quesada...
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:08 pm
by jjreason
The Griz....hmmm.. I wonder what The Growl is going to say about this guy.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:31 pm
by Ran
It explains why our goldfish has been swimming kind of funny.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:37 pm
by The Griz
Rogue II wrote:It explains why our goldfish has been swimming kind of funny.
It takes a dick like a champ. Which is kind of surprising considering my dick is as big as a refrigerator.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:58 pm
by The Growl
Reason, The Growl is gonna say, "Hey, Griz! Where the fuck you been, my nigga? Give me paw... but wipe your nasty hand off first."
Before you ask, I'm not technically a pet, so The Griz has never had his way with me. But once he cornholed your mom's kitty while The Grin rammed her pussy and I humped her leg. Sorry, couldn't come up with an applicable cat reference.
You might want to ask Snarf about his skills, though.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:22 pm
by The Griz
Hey, where ya been, you brown-ass fucker? Seems like we haven't crossed paths in some time. The other day, I was fucking a dog who looked familiar. I think it might have been your sister . . . I hope that doesn't make things weird.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:21 am
by kidhuman
The Griz wrote:Hey, where ya been, you brown-ass fucker? Seems like we haven't crossed paths in some time. The other day, I was fucking a dog who looked familiar. I think it might have been your sister . . . I hope that doesn't make things weird.
Where is your gay blue font?
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:28 am
by The Griz
What are you talking about?
Where is your gay blue parrot? Oh yeah, blowing me.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:45 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
The Griz's balls are as blue as his tongue...and font.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:59 pm
by Snarf
The Griz sucks a mean cock, snarf snarf.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:35 pm
by The Smirk
The Griz wrote:The other day, I was fucking a dog who looked familiar. I think it might have been your sister . . .
If she were a human, that'd be my department. Though, I don't go
all the way - I just get to second, maybe third base. And only with your
younger sister.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:51 pm
by The Griz
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:The Griz's balls are as blue as his tongue...and font.
They were, until I unloaded all over your chihuahua's face. And pretty much her entire body, actually.
She didn't want any Taco Bell, but she was literally begging for my schlong.
Snarf wrote:The Griz sucks a mean cock, snarf snarf.
Going down on you was actually a pretty bad mistake, what with the constant "Snarf Snarf" before you cum. Next time I come over, I'll ensure that your mouth is full for the duration of my visit.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:34 pm
by the sloth
HAW HAW HAW, DUUUUUUUUde, am I glad you're not into wild animals, no offense, but I just don't swing that way, knaw'mean, dude? Like, fer'sure.
Re: I don't believe we've properly met
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:47 pm
by The Griz
Don't get me wrong - as long as any animal is owned by a human, even indirectly, I'll fuck it. I LOVE zoo trips; I plan my entire month around that shit.
You know what's better than shagging a flamingo when it's standing on one leg? Not a whole lot, my friend.
So, anyway, I've fucked all manner of sloths in my day, but you're currently off-limits. If you ever spend a few days at a human's house, though, all bets are off.