An existential quandry

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An existential quandry

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I just read that one of the Frat Boys from Mystery Men was played by Michael Bay.

One of the worst directors, if not the worst, with a cameo in one of the funniest movies?

Does this mean I have to hate Mystery Men now? Or just drive to LA and kick Michael Bay in his tiny nuts?
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It's okay. Bay didn't have any input into the making of Mystery Men. You don't have to hate it.
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anarky wrote:Does this mean I have to hate Mystery Men now?
As you probably predicted, time for me to chime in and say:
Of course you should hate Mystery Men anyway just because it sucked.
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I haven't seen that movie in years, but wouldn't Bay make pretty much a perfect frat guy? Just like how Dane Cook is perfect for skeezy douchebag roles.
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