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There is a FLY in your soup? In this establishment? I shall do something about it instantaneously sir! Yes sir! A FLY in your soup. I shall take care of that yes. A fly in your soup. Are you sure it was a fly? And not a noodle or maybe a piece of hair? Let me see. I am looking IN the soup sir. I do not see a fly IN the soup...
Re: Hey, Grover
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:53 am
by anarky
It was not a fly, after all.
It was a hair.
A PUBIC hair.
A BLUE PUBIC hair.
Re: Hey, Grover
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:10 am
by Grover
So.
You can't tell the difference between an insect and a pube?
Sounds like you need an optometrist.
Do I look like an $&#%ing optometrist to you? Bitch.
But if we're talking about blue hair in your soup, I'd ask Aunt Harriet.
Re: Hey, Grover
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:19 am
by Mrs Funtime
Oh, that Harriet! Forever leaving her blue pubes on all manner of foodstuffs. I wouldn't eat that soup if I were you, anarky.
But ask Harriet if she has any of her pecan brownie bars. Those are absolutely divine. Just hurry, because they always go fast; it seems her clients enjoy eating them after going down on her to get the taste of rot out of their mouths.
Re: Hey, Grover
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:24 am
by anarky
I'm allergic to pecans.
Re: Hey, Grover
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:27 am
by Swedish Chef
If ÿoo hávee der alürjic reeaaktîon
I vîl stabee yøo wif der Epineffrëë!!!
Børk! Børk!
Re: Hey, Grover
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:31 am
by anarky
Wow, I thought all the characters left. Or Diabolical kicked them all in the nuts and they stopped posting.