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a dick in my cereal
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:54 pm
by Zaphod
i hate it when i pour a bowl of corn flakes and put milk on them and sit down to eat, and there's a big, erect dick poking out of the bowl. god dammit. now i have to call kelloggs and tell them this shit happened again.
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:01 pm
by Double_G
Well, it kinda makes sense. I mean, there is a picture of a cock on the Corn Flakes box.
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:04 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
What the fuck? Are you eating breakfast at a gay bar?
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:55 pm
by Zaphod
you obviously do not eat corn flakes. too much of your own dick in your diet?
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:00 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Thank you for editing my post, fucker.
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:40 pm
by Zero
ARE YOU SURE IT WAS THE CORNFLAKES AND NOT THE MANUFACTURER OF THE BOWL?
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:54 pm
by vynsane
was it a french penis?
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:51 am
by Rob Liefeld
It was probably Doctor Douche's. He killed Snarf and then put his wiener in your cereal. Did we ever figure out where he was?
So queefs--I mean, should I look down and say it?
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:51 pm
by unlimitedpudding
Zaphod wrote:i hate it when i pour a bowl of corn flakes and put milk on them and sit down to eat, and there's a big, erect dick poking out of the bowl. god dammit. now i have to call kelloggs and tell them this shit happened again.
If you had TOAST for breakfast, you wouldn't have had this problem.
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:00 pm
by Diabolical
unlimitedpudding wrote:If you had TOAST for breakfast, you wouldn't have had this problem.
He'd have had a totally different kind of jelly on his toast.
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:50 pm
by Zaphod
i found out it was ed mcmahon's. god damn ed mcmahon!
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:13 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
I PUT MY DICK IN MY MOMS SERIAL 1 TIEM, SHE SUCKED ME OFF ALL THE WAY AND TOOK OFF HER PANTYES TO SIT ON HER BOWL BE FOUR SHE SAW IT WAS ME, SHE SAYED DAM IT ROBIN GO 2 UR ROOM!
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:22 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Snigtad Flornbi wrote:I PUT MY DICK IN MY MOMS SERIAL 1 TIEM, SHE SUCKED ME OFF ALL THE WAY AND TOOK OFF HER PANTYES TO SIT ON HER BOWL BE FOUR SHE SAW IT WAS ME, SHE SAYED DAM IT ROBIN GO 2 UR ROOM!
You might have just outdone yourself . . .
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:47 pm
by anarky
You'll never believe this, guys, but I went to pour myself a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios this morning, and, swear to God, Ed McMahon's dick came out of the box.
Re: a dick in my cereal
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:23 am
by Ran
Ok, I'll ask....How did you figure out it was Ed McMahnon's?