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French say they need biggest condoms
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:28 am
by Newsbot
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BERLIN – The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.
The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database.
The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48-cm (6.09-inch) long condoms, about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest.
Jan Vinzenz Krause, the institute's director, told Reuters Friday the data was collected over a period of eight months.
He did not want to comment on how honest he thought the Frenchmen had been in reporting the data.
The survey was aimed at educating youngsters about the importance of effective contraception.
The institute also offers online condom-size advice and hosts "Pimp Your Condom" -- an annual fair organised in cooperation with the national Aids Trust -- with the aim of educating teens about sexually transmitted diseases.
Krause was in the spotlight in the past when he produced a prototype of the "spray-on condom" -- an aerosol can which contains latex that creates a perfectly fitting condom. But the idea was not developed further.
Neither The Grip nor bIZARRO THE gRIP were available for comment. My bet its because they are Greek.
Re: French say they need biggest condoms
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:37 pm
by Zero
THE FRENCH NEED FULL BODIED CONDOMS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL DICKS.
I DON'T THINK THEY REALIZED IT WAS FOR THEIR VAGINA SIZED PECKERS ONLY.
Re: French say they need biggest condoms
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:19 pm
by Jargo
I can say with some certainty that the French are correct about generally having bigger schlongs and Greeks do have small fat dicks. of course that's an average. there are exceptions to every rule. North Americans have smaller dicks than Europeans in general. Africans and Asians don't have big dicks but because of the constant heat out in those dust bowl continents they remain slightly engorged thus appearing bigger. Italians have small fat cheesey dicks. Orientals have short thin ones.
To be honest it matters not how big anyone's dick is. what really matters is skill and cleanliness. and a willingness to actually fucking wear a condom rather than just pay lip service to safer sex.
Re: French say they need biggest condoms
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:25 pm
by Ran
I had urinalasis monitoring duty for 3 days. They all looked the same to me.
Re: French say they need biggest condoms
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:15 pm
by The President
My first order of business as President will be to send Hilary and her giant penis to France to intimidate the French. After that, we shouldn't have any problems keeping them in line.
Keep it real, gentlemen.
Re: French say they need biggest condoms
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:30 pm
by Jargo
Hilary's penis has already been spotted doing some ambassadorial work...