the vynsane asylum

An awesome new product that will guarantee to get the ladies' attention, this is like normal shampoo but make of poop! Only $19.99 for a bottle, but if you call in the next twenty minutes (because we can't do this all day!) I'll throw in a second bottle of Shampoop absolutely free! This stuff sells itself!!

M0rtg@ge!

The public is on to you. They know not to accept ShamWow immitators. I bet that thing isn't even made in Germany, where they make all the good stuff.