Caligvla's thovghts on the Roman Emperors (and others)
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:23 pm
Gaivs Jvlivs Caesar Avgvstvs (27 BC - 14 AD)
Fovnder and first Emperor of the Roman Empire
My great-vncle's stepfather doth be often remembered now as the greatest of the Roman Emperors. Verily, 'tis bvllshit, as we all know more properly now that the greatest doth be Caligvla, withovt qvestion. Avgvstvs was pretty good, bvt, little-known to modern historians, he was endeared so entirely vpon his svbiects becavse he not only made the best pizza in the Empire, bvt only charged the price of one pizza for two. To this revolvtionary method of marketing he endowed the name of "Pizzius pizzius."
Fovnder and first Emperor of the Roman Empire
My great-vncle's stepfather doth be often remembered now as the greatest of the Roman Emperors. Verily, 'tis bvllshit, as we all know more properly now that the greatest doth be Caligvla, withovt qvestion. Avgvstvs was pretty good, bvt, little-known to modern historians, he was endeared so entirely vpon his svbiects becavse he not only made the best pizza in the Empire, bvt only charged the price of one pizza for two. To this revolvtionary method of marketing he endowed the name of "Pizzius pizzius."