the vynsane asylum

This was inspired by some educational special on cable, and one of the commentators was much easier on the eye than is generally the case with those in her profession (unless fictional and played by Laura Dern). Feel free to add more unexpected "ILF's."

UNEXPECTED "ILF" #1: PILF (Paleontologist I'd Like to Fuck)

At this point, I cast a pretty wide ILF net.

I'm watching a SNL rerun tonight with Taylor Swift as the host/music act and I don't know if it would qualify as 'never expected' because you would certainly expect back-up singers to be attractive, but this was a case of I kept waiting for them to choose a different camera angle so that this brunette would be in the background. I hereby nominate Taylor Swift's back up singer as a BUSILF.

EDIT. Google is amazing. Her name is Liz Huett if you want to see what she looks like. (I can't make links happen on my phone)

Assist for Rollo:


And speaking of backup singers, Sam Brown did back up for Pink Floyd on Pulse. She did the vocals on "The Great Gig in the Sky".

Thanks for the assist!

Oh, and

Giggity.

Whats pissing me off is that I was watching a show on the History Channel a couple months ago called "Sex in the Ancient World" and there was a pretty hot English anthropologist. I can't remember her name and I almost put her in the who do you want to see nekkid thread. Anyway, she was talking about naughty stuff the Egyptians or Greeks did. It was kind of bonerrific. I bet she's into porn.

They had an episode of Monsterquest about giant spiders (bottom of the barrel, MQ). They had two spider experts in the Mexican desert measuring crab spiders. Thing is, they were both smoking 20-somethings.

I thought they should have an episode of Monsterquest to see if there really are hot women who professionally deal with spiders.

Meteorologist I'd Like to F**k(MILF)

Ever since I moved home, there's this petite little hottie junior meteorologist on Channel 8's "StormTeam8" weather team. Her name is Cassie Heiter and she makes me go "Giggity" every time I see her.

LPILF - Little Person I'd Like To Fuck

Terra Jole - if you saw Jackass 3D, then she was the chick with Wee Man in the bar skit.
It took me a few minutes to find her name, but it turns out she's also a Britney Spears and Lady Gaga impersonator (of the mini variety).

Banging a hot midget/dwarf would be freakin' awesome.

KVILF - Kidnapping Victim I'd Like to Fuck

Elizabeth Smart

Obviously someone did. (rimshot!)

Personally, I think her dad should be in jail, because it's 110% his fault that the psycho was in their house.

GSWILF - Game Show Winner I'd like to Fuck?

Mostly because she won a trip to the Caribbean.

I'd show her a good feeling. OYES

FQILF= Future Queen I'd Like to F**k.


Kate Middleton.

Rollo Tomassi wrote:FQILF= Future Queen I'd Like to F**k.

Get used to it. With the restriction on marrying "commoners" apparently lifted, you think you'll ever see royalty marry ugly again?

Unexpected ILF #10 = FFASSWWAOATLWILF

(Formerly Fat Actress Slash Singer Who Won An Oscar And Then Lost Weight I'd Liketa F***)


Jennifer Hudson. I just saw her in a Weight Watcher add. Dayum. She still has just enough cushion on her. I'd motorboat that.