uh, y'know, the sounds that sound good together... sometimes... and sometimes sounds like the disgusting "squish squish" sound Slicker's mom makes whenever she walks
My phone, which was in the pocket of my very baggy loose fitting jogging shorts(I just got back from a 3 mile hike) started, on it's own, playing a song from my iTunes. I couldn't really tell what the song was (or even where it was coming from initially, it was very faint). So I pulled my phone out and looked.
It was "Don't Fear The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult.
oH HO HO! dAT ES MY FAULT. REMEMBER ABOUT EHALF WAY THROUGH YOUR HIKE aFTER sENIOR bIZARRO Y YO HAD OUR WAY WEETH YOU CUANDO yOU WERE LAYING ON UN ROCK EBASKING IN THE GLORY DE THE ZESTY ESESSION. aH EFOUND YOUR SHORTS HANGING FROM UN TREE Y ESTARTED LISTENING TO EL IpOD.
THIS JEST CREPED ME OUT BUT U PROBLY LIEK IT U FAGGET, PORE KITTY GETTING FUCKED BY A WEAZEL!!! GO JACK OFF, I HOEP U GO 2 HAIL U FUCKING FAGETT ASS FAGET!!!
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!