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Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:58 pm
by Newsbot
Local authorities report that CyrusFan96 has been found dead in an alley, covered in various bodily fluids (most of which were not her own).
More on this breaking story as it develops!
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:52 pm
by unlimitedpudding
laying in an alley covered in jizz is probably how she wanted to go
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:50 am
by Jargo
She was a Chicken? OMFG!!!!!!!
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:08 pm
by Grover
I, Grover, will miss her.
We had a lot in common. We both enjoyed Glee, Justin Bieber, and Hunger Games.
And we both had people shove their entire hands up our bums, and often.
Of course, for me it was a job. For her, it was a hobby.
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:09 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
Do we...I don't mean to belittle the tragic...loss..of whatserface.
But do we have a master list of deceased vynsaniacs?
I've sorta lost track.
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:11 pm
by jjreason
You really honestly think anyone gives a fuck enough about any of us to keep track of who died? Wow.
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:14 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
I'm bored. And curious.
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:16 pm
by Tom Foolery
How does this work? Is this a shtick? Is this like a murder mystery? Are we supposed to guess whodunit or something?
Is it Clue?
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:19 pm
by Stormshadow
I never porked her, but I'll admit I once went over to her after she had passed out at a party and farted on her head.
I feel bad about, now that she's dead. But at the time, it was pretty funny.
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:25 pm
by Negative Boy
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:I'm bored. And curious.
Pshyeah. BI Curious, maybe.
Fagamus Prime.
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:55 pm
by Melvin Gibstein
Vhat? They killed that little schmützen vith the adorable little pooper? That's chäpochki!! I vīll miss her schmoygen bobbin on my kibtzel.
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:35 pm
by Slicker
This is why I don't read the news anymore. It's too depressing.
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:42 pm
by CyrusFan96
oh please! i'm not dead. i just heard that necrophiliacs are awesome fucks and wanted to give it a try! i even told the cop when she was filling out her report but i guess she got distracted when it started sucking her titties and forgot to write down that i was still alive, lol!
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:53 pm
by Stormshadow
In that case, forget what I said about the head farting thing.
In fact, I'm pretty sure it was Nate. Y'know, Silent but Deadly and all that.
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2025 11:18 am
by Tom Foolery
Occasionally, I stumble across these old topics and laugh myself silly.