the vynsane asylum

So I was walking up 1st ave. the other day, drinking some fruit punch on a warm afternoon and this drunk guy was walking down towards me and my girlfriend. Alright so he was more of staggering towards, but anyway....so he bumped into me, which of course I tried to avoid...after the said collison I just kept walking, he of course stopped and looked at me like I was the one zig-zagging the whole sidewalk. So I got to the next intersection and went to take a sip of my drink and smelled something awful. After making sure it wasn't my own b.o., I quickly thought of the old Seinfeld b.o. episode and thought that the drunkard left his stench on me. As I tilted my head back from my sip I noticed that the breast pocket on my jacket was smoking....then I notice a little orange flame. I was like "Shit, I'm on fire" After thinking this I finally threw my jacket on the street and stomped out the small flame, extinguishing it's short lived life. I didn't even see the guy smoking the cigarette, but some how his ash set me on fire...and now I can say..."So the other day I was set on fire"

ah, NYC... i miss it...

That's quite the story. Good thing it was your jacket pocket, and not a loose front pants pocket - NYC has enough burnt wieners on its street corners as is.

so, was it this homeless man? he seems like the type to set people on fire...

with topic names like "i got the taser today, how was your day?" and "so, i was set on fire the other day" this forum rocks ass.

it could've been nick nolte after being arrested and having a hair cut though....

Seriously, my nipple ring kinda is a little sensitive now, but man if it was lower....damn that would sucked....unless the blonde that was walking by could have blown it out for me.

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<br />So I was walking up 1st ave. the other day, drinking some fruit punch on a warm afternoon and this drunk guy was walking down towards me and my girlfriend. [post abridged by vynsane] unless the blonde that was walking by could have blown it out for me.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

yeah. your G/F would've been okay with that...[nods]

and then you would've had a threesome...[nods]

and then you would wake up...[nods]

Funny shit, I have a story on how I set myself on fire once while getting a hummer from a girl and smoking....

Were you watching the Maple Leafs game? If so, I know someone you should talk to.[beard]

who the hell are you talking about laddie??

Oh right, never mind..... [beard]

Hockey and head go together like...... well, like head and anything I guess: beautifully. Except diarrhea maybe.

Youre talking aboout a blimpkin JJ, nastiest thing ever.

Fuckin dumb ass gets set on fire from a bum....what an idiot.

God dam it sure smells gay in here!!!

I feel your pain, I was set on fire too.