All right....
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- anarky
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All right....
Stop.
Collaborate and listen.
Ice is back with a brand new invention.
Something grabs ahold of me tightly, flows like a harpoon daily and nightly.
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Turn out the lights, and I'll glow. To the extreme I rock a mike like a vandal, light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Collaborate and listen.
Ice is back with a brand new invention.
Something grabs ahold of me tightly, flows like a harpoon daily and nightly.
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Turn out the lights, and I'll glow. To the extreme I rock a mike like a vandal, light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

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Re: All right....
It's not 'All right'
It's 'Alright'
Jackass.
It's 'Alright'
Jackass.
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
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Re: All right....
Please tell me you made up the harpoon part. That's just bad.
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Re: All right....
It's more absurd when you read it. But it is all real.jjreason wrote:Please tell me you made up the harpoon part. That's just bad.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

- anarky
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Re: All right....
Killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom, indeed.
The saddest thing in world history is how, years later, he recorded shitty nu-metal versions of this and fucking "Ninja Rap."
The saddest thing in world history is how, years later, he recorded shitty nu-metal versions of this and fucking "Ninja Rap."

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Re: All right....
What I can't stand are the hypocrite assholes who act like that song was a piece of shit when they were jammin' it on their car stereo like the rest of us. Own it, bitches.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

- Diabolical
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Re: All right....
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"

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Re: All right....
Ya stole somebody's record then ya looped it, ya looped it
Ya boosted the record then ya looped it, ya looped it
Yo, I come from Cali and they hooped it, they hooped it
And now you're getting sued kinda stupid
I had no idea that the harpoon thing was the real lyric.
Ya boosted the record then ya looped it, ya looped it
Yo, I come from Cali and they hooped it, they hooped it
And now you're getting sued kinda stupid
MTV pushed that song so hard. Then when he wasn't popular anymore, they threw him under a bus.Tom Foolery wrote:What I can't stand are the hypocrite assholes who act like that song was a piece of shit when they were jammin' it on their car stereo like the rest of us. Own it, bitches.
I had no idea that the harpoon thing was the real lyric.
- anarky
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Re: All right....
I'll give the dumbass credit: Ice Ice Baby and Play That Funky Music were catchy as Hell.
One year, probably 1995-ish, I found a shitload of To The Extreme on cassette for $0.50 at WM. Guess what all my friends got for Christmas.
One year, probably 1995-ish, I found a shitload of To The Extreme on cassette for $0.50 at WM. Guess what all my friends got for Christmas.

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That's funny. I've seen the Vanilla Ice Greatest hits cd in the $5 bin at Walmart recently.
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I can't hate on the guy. I respect the fact that he KNOWS he was a one hit wonder and flash in the pan and can joke on it.
And "Boom" is the shit. Just sayin'...
And "Boom" is the shit. Just sayin'...
Sweet berry wine!
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Re: All right....
i always thought it was "a brand new edition."anarky wrote:Ice is back with a brand new invention.
that harpoon line is just so awfulsome.
Life is short. STUNT IT!
- Diabolical
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I'm absolutely floored that you jive turkeys don't know the correct lyrics.
I thought it was legally mandated that everyone born between the years 1970-1990 know those lyrics as a requirement for high school graduation.
I thought it was legally mandated that everyone born between the years 1970-1990 know those lyrics as a requirement for high school graduation.
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