I'm going to hell for saying this....

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:03 am

. . . but I'd love to get an album entitled "Stephen Hawking Sings Janet Jackson."

Just imagine the line: "No, my name is not baby. It is Janet. Miss Jackson if you are nasty."

Yeah, I'm going to hell.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:36 am

Too fucking funny. What would be even better is Stephen Hawking sing Eminem

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:08 am

How 'bout Steven Hawking sings Kum by Ya on South Park? Oh wait.... they basically did that.....

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:44 am

how about steven hawking sings the paul mccartney part of "the girl is mine" - oh, wait... that DID happen!!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:21 am

Or even some Iron Maiden.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:19 am

Yes! That'd be classic!!

"Can I play with madness?"

Or Britney's "Baby One More Time"?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:57 pm

Or Alice Cooper's "Under my Wheels", or Dr. Dre's "Let me Ride" complete with the line "Ya wanna make noise, make noise I make a phone call my niggaz comin' like the Gotti boys".[beard]

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:05 pm

Or how about the interlude from Snoop's Doggystyle:

"I tell a bitch like this: Bitch, you without me is like Ha'ld Melvin without the Blue Notes. You'll never go platinum."

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:07 pm

"I treat a bitch like 7-UP: I never have, I never will"

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:48 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by vynsane
 how about steven hawking sings the paul mccartney part of "the girl is mine" - oh, wait... that DID happen!!!
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did everyone just disregard teh link in my post, here, cuz that's comic fuckin' gold... you should all be pissing your pants right now.

if you are just disregarding me, i might have to arrange a private flight to the negative zone for all y'all.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:00 am

It was ok vyn, I chuckled.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:25 pm

Has no one in here except for Cappy heard MC Hawking? Here's a sample. It may take a minute to buffer but it's well worth it. If the link doesn't work I'll gladly email the file plus several others to ya.

http://media.putfile.com/MC-Hawking-Mig ... nHawking82

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:08 pm

I just set up the Macintosh at work to talk like Stephen Hawking and I've been plugging in gangsta rap lyrics. It's the funniest shit ever! Anyone know how the hell I can export the sound? There is truly nothing funnier than Stephen Hawking saying, "Suck my motherfucking dick." Seriously. Not even kicking Snigtad Flornbi in the nuts with one foot and Captain Funtime in the nuts with the other, while watching Arrested Development, is this hilarious.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:19 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 Has no one in here except for Cappy heard MC Hawking? Here's a sample. It may take a minute to buffer but it's well worth it. If the link doesn't work I'll gladly email the file plus several others to ya.

http://media.putfile.com/MC-Hawking-Mig ... nHawking82
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">It doesn't matter how many times I hear that, I laugh every time!!![beard]

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:02 pm

God, that's an all-time great...

I'm the Mighty Stephen Hawking
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
The Mighty Stephen Hawking