Anything you wanted to know about farts..

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:31 am

http://fart.com/question.html

is all in that link. I was damn near pissing myself reading it

El Chuxter · Post by **El Chuxter** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:34 am

That is some funny stuff KH. Glad you linked it for us.

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:53 am

If farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them.

holy crap, that's funny!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:29 pm

That story about the dog covering his nose was damn hilarious.

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:27 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fart.com
 Reptile farts smell so bad that sometimes you can tell that one is nearby in the woods, even on a windy day, before you can see the animal. One day I was hiking through the woods in Arkansas with a friend and I told my friend, "I smell a snake fart." A second later, the snake crawled across the path. Astounding but true!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

HOLY CRAP, that's funny!!!!!!

sounds like my sloth page.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:04 pm

Do fish fart? Do turtles fart?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:06 pm

Here's my funny fart story. I was in community college with my best friend and girlfriend at the time. Somehow the randomness of the conversation at lunch had turned to the topic of farts and we were headed to our next class when I offered the revelation that everytime you smell a fart its because millions of tiny shit particles are settling into the hairs in your nose. Which if you think about it is really gross. So we get to class and sit down and about ten minutes in I rip a LOUD one. Not intentionally, mind you, but it happens. Now normally it wouldn't have been as funny as all that, but since the three of us had just been discussing shit flecks in our nose, we all started busting out laughing and since we were laughing we were making each other laugh harder. This got the attention of the professor, who hadn't heard the initial gas expellation. "What's so funny?" he asked slightly perturbed. "Somebody farted." was the response from a guy sitting at the front of the class. And completly nonplussed the professor offers up a deadpan,

"Well, farts are funny."

My sides hurt for the rest of day. And even now thinking about it, I still start chuckling.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:28 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Ahhh. Ain't that the truth.

homeless man · Post by **homeless man** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:59 am

I'll tell you anything you need to know about shitting in your pants.

GREEN HULK · Post by **GREEN HULK** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:22 am

RAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HULK FARTED ONE TIME, EVERYONE GOT VERY LOW HY-DRO BILL FOR MONTH OF JUNE BE-CAUSE HULK FARTS ARE HARNASSABLE FORM OF RE-NEW-A-BLE ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:15 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homeless man
 I'll tell you anything you need to know about shitting in your pants.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Except for how to clean them properly afterwards.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:34 am

http://www.hogrockcafe.com/toot_tone.htm

I smell egg salad.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:56 pm

Rogue II wrote:http://www.hogrockcafe.com/toot_tone.htm

I smell egg salad.

Holy Shit! Click the "Next" and "Last " Buttons at the bottom! Then click it AGAIN! And again!!( scroll all the way down!!!) Then CLICK IT AGAIN!!! And again!!! And Again!!

HOLY SHIT!

I'm gonna get fired for looking at this stuff at work...

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:00 pm

I posted the main page of that website in the corn section.

They have lots of fun stuff. Like video of Reece Witherspoon naked, etc.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:10 pm

You can throw the link to the t-shirts into the untapped boobie source topic. That would be pants-swellingly AWESOME...