the vynsane asylum

Stop.

Collaborate and listen.

Ice is back with a brand new invention.

Something grabs ahold of me tightly, flows like a harpoon daily and nightly.

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Turn out the lights, and I'll glow. To the extreme I rock a mike like a vandal, light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Please tell me you made up the harpoon part. That's just bad.

jjreason wrote:Please tell me you made up the harpoon part. That's just bad.

It's more absurd when you read it. But it is all real.

Killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom, indeed.

The saddest thing in world history is how, years later, he recorded shitty nu-metal versions of this and fucking "Ninja Rap."

What I can't stand are the hypocrite assholes who act like that song was a piece of shit when they were jammin' it on their car stereo like the rest of us. Own it, bitches.

Ya stole somebody's record then ya looped it, ya looped it
Ya boosted the record then ya looped it, ya looped it
Yo, I come from Cali and they hooped it, they hooped it
And now you're getting sued kinda stupid

Tom Foolery wrote:What I can't stand are the hypocrite assholes who act like that song was a piece of shit when they were jammin' it on their car stereo like the rest of us. Own it, bitches.

MTV pushed that song so hard. Then when he wasn't popular anymore, they threw him under a bus.

I had no idea that the harpoon thing was the real lyric.

I'll give the dumbass credit: Ice Ice Baby and Play That Funky Music were catchy as Hell.

One year, probably 1995-ish, I found a shitload of To The Extreme on cassette for $0.50 at WM. Guess what all my friends got for Christmas.

That's funny. I've seen the Vanilla Ice Greatest hits cd in the $5 bin at Walmart recently.

I can't hate on the guy. I respect the fact that he KNOWS he was a one hit wonder and flash in the pan and can joke on it.

And "Boom" is the shit. Just sayin'...

anarky wrote:Ice is back with a brand new invention.

i always thought it was "a brand new edition."

that harpoon line is just so awfulsome.

I'm absolutely floored that you jive turkeys don't know the correct lyrics.

I thought it was legally mandated that everyone born between the years 1970-1990 know those lyrics as a requirement for high school graduation.